Definitely Maybe: The Life of an Idiot

This is a semi-random collection of short stories and poems from my somewhat interesting and sometimes chaotic life on this little blue dot.

When I was twelve, if you had told me about my future life, I would have laughed.

Nothing makes sense in this world. Hell is empty. We are the devils. And selling shiny pretty things that don't exist feels like magic from another age.

Some names have been changed to protect myself. Others, have not.