Twits Chronicles

The Twits Chronicles series follows the adventures of Cyril Chippington-Smythe and his mechanical valet, Bentley, as they navigate a dystopian world in search of love and meaning.Anthology #1...

"Euphonia Gumboot is the daughter of my oldest friend. You will oblige me by marrying her at once." When Aunt Hypatia arrives on Cyril's doorstep with the horrifying Euphonia Gumboot in tow, Bentley...

Alcohol is like the cousin that owes you money. It promises everything and delivers nothing.Cyril Chippington-Smythe, the world's richest man, awakens from a drunken stupor to find that he may have...

Those who know me will tell you I have a weakness for gambling. My valet, Bentley, has often had to speak to me about it. Bentley, however was at home. Cyril's old friends Ford and Lincoln wager that...

"Oh dear, you're going to be cross with me. You see, I may have... forged your signature just a teensy bit." Cyril and Binky are in the soup again. They are forced to flee in Cheeseworth's land...

"There's this girl, you see..."Well, that was all I needed to hear. "Honestly, you'd fall in love with a shovel if there was nothing else handy."Binky, is in love again. The object of his affection...

As I approached, a placard that had been blocking my view slid aside and I beheld for the first time the countenance of Forsythia Oblongata. A sudden shock went through me, as though I had been...

"I would very much appreciate it if you would sponsor your cousin Caspar for membership at the club."I stared at her in shock. "But he's a cyst, Aunt! You know he is! He's famous for disappearing...